Men. It isn't necessary to point out why and how. Anyone with an eye for the truth gets it.

I sleep with my cell phone and a steak knife on the nightstand. My plan is to stealth roll from the bed onto the floor and then quickly open the window and jump out. This is my failsafe plan for every emergency.

However, I  usually just end up covering my head with the blankets when I am frightened...

Fucking nail biting...and, no, I don't require tips, I've tried them all. I just need some willpower.

I would start a non-profit organization for cats, dogs and horses. It would be on a large farm with room for expansion. I would take in unwanted or abused animals and try to give them a better life. I would build houses and play areas for the kitties and doggies, so they could socialize and play w/out getting tons of fleas and ticks. They would ( Read more... )

It was kindergarten. His name was Matthew...I'd have to look up his surname. He had straight brown hair and a bowl cut. His mother was fond of dressing him in striped polo shirts and various shades of khaki shorts and pants. He used to run around the playground at recess like a lunatic, screaming, hair flipping around wildly. He once paid me a ( Read more... )